AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I broke it!
As many of you know, my human is an inventor. This is his latest piece of crap. He told me not to touch it, but I can't resist. It is the BTP 2007b
LEt's see, how do you turn this . . . .
chreeeeeeeeeeIIIIIIIIIIIRWEGGGGGGGGGGS !@!#########22
************TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****** kghhhhh kghhhhhhh testing . . .
Hi * This is Cal * on the new Bark-to-Typolator * 2007.
It seems to type things in human as I bark them - just like the BTP2005 So the #$%^ what. kinda tuoiwa dkljs ruff ahem!
You * ARE* a * stupid * machine. * I * am * Cal* *Now *go* *get * me * a TREAT**
Staring doesn't work however, what a waste of 5 minutes that just was!!
Is *this * thing . . . On?!!!*
*ruff* *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhroooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!***
Open the pod bay door Hal . . .
Hal . . . Open the pod bay door . . . . .
Awww never mind.
And here's a good use of human money. Wonder how many meaty bones this is worth?
http://www.justinesmith.net/washington.html
So what's the wierdest thing you've ever seen in dog form?
18 Comment(s):
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
open the treat bay door Cal rufff!
Looks kinda scary to me, Cal. I'd stay away - or get your Uncle with the cool scar to help out. If he can ship ol' Voldy, I bet he can beat a machine.
-China
Hey Cal, Happys Easter. Glads your back. That machine looks way too big for any human to invent it. And if it doesn't provide treats... Out it goes.
Love the piano playin' pig. I won the first round.
And I think Borat should have won.
Wuufs!
Freda Ƨ
Lol, that was really funny!
You're right Cal, it doesn't dispense treats! Worthless machine.....
On a side note. If it's not too much trouble, could you visit our doggie friend, Casper D Dog and send him and his human your well-wishes? Casper has gone into relapse and would very much like our support at a time like this.
Thanks!
Dude, good to have you back!
- Charlie
Hey Cal welcome back!
Anything that dispenses treats is useful. Even humans.
Chow for now,
Tin Tin xo
G'day Cal, It's nice of your dad to build lots of interesting things for you to chew on! My dad has a lot of crap too! xxx Asta
Cal,I' m tagging you.You have to post 7 things about yourself or your mommy or daddy
I' m Frasier and I' m new and if you have been tagged recently I apologise.
Hi, I'm on a quest to find blogging dogs, peace-loving dogs for next week's "Dona Nobis Pacem" Peaceglobe day...the cats have overtaken the movement so far!!
Please join!
Thank you.
Second
Blogblast for Peace
6th June 2007
G'day Cal,
Haven't seen you in a while - I hope you're having fun!
xxx Asta
Cal,
You've been tagged. You have to tell us 7 random things about yourself, then tag three other dogs
Meeshka
Hi,
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Hey Cals,
Wherefore art thous? Miss ya buddys.
Wuufs!
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Of course you couldn't help yourself, Cal, you're much smarter than your owner (even if he doesn't know it - these humans can be very slow sometimes, but entertaining nonetheless!); it wasn't your fault! I say, if it can't feed you and it can't play with you, pee on it!
-Charlie
P.S. - Cal, I finally was able to play the video and audio clips - you have a beautiful bark (though my owner and I have always been partial to collies!) You have a fabulous blog here, and your owner/slave Brian sounds like a very decent fellow - he must smell interesting, too? We love what you've done to old Johannes' Toccata and Fugue!! Did your owner play it himself? Does he look like James Mason? If it is okay with you, Cal, I have added your super wonderblog to my links!
licks and slobbers
-Charlie
Oh man time for a new treat dispenser!
Hi Cal!
Sounds you had a fun and great experience there.
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